Expo Pt. II: Attack of the Trojan Bunny!

So when I showed you Macau’s pavillion I didn’t zoom out.

The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannong

Supposedly it’s a “Jade Rabbit Imperial Lantern” and I don’t know what that means.

The head and ears are giants balloons filled with helium.

This is only going to end up two ways:

1. In the dead of night, a thousand Macau warriors will escape the head and take over Shanghai. It’s even got wheels!

2. The helium is actually hydrogen (Macau couldn’t afford the helium) and a strategic flaming cannonball from imperial masters, Portugal, will cause pieces of flaming bunny to rain down upon the city.

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